Intro Text:
Where am I?
It looks like a bathroom.
I've got to get out of here!

Toothpaste:
A bottle of toothpaste. Some paste is crusted around where the lid should be.

Toothbrush:
A red toothbrush.

Razor:
A clean razor. No reason to take it with me.

Cabinet_sink:
A medicine cabinet.

Sink:
A sink.

Sky:
The clear blue sky. The tease of freedom.

Bird shit:
Eww.

Handle:
Damn, it won't open.

Birds:
A flock of birds in the distance.

Bottle:
A bottle of scented spray. No point in picking it up.

Tree:
A proud Oak stands tall in the sky. Or maybe it's a sycamore, or a beech? It's a tree, anyway.

Water:
Clean water. Too bad I don't have a container for it.

Tap:
I turn on the tap.

Drain:
The drain.

Soap:
The last remnants of a well used bar of soap.

Cabinet:
A plastic medicine cabinet with a mirror on the front.

Mirror:
That's the one person I didn't want to see right now.

bottle1:
A bottle of Melatonin. Looks like someone's trying to get a summer tan.

bottle2:
"Anusol", huh? Sounds exotic.

bottle3:
Lots of odd medications. "Cardamom", "Cumin", "Black Pepper"... Wait a minute.

bottle4:
A huge bottle of whey protein.

Numbers:
I wonder what these numbers mean.

Crack5:
Oh hey, numbers!

Crack4:
Seriously though, there is no way repeatedly punching this mirror could possibly help me get out of here.

Crack3:
This is almost as bad as my phone screen.

Crack2:
Oh God, my hand is bleeding!

Crack1:
Why did I touch it again?

Crack0:
Oh crap.

Sink:
A sink.

Window:
A window.

Cabinet:
A medicine cabinet.

Card Reader:
A card reader. "The machines hold all the cards"

Door:
A large, imposing, wooden door.

Handle:
Of course, it's locked.

Handle (second try):
Oh wait, it was just stuck.

Outside:
Freedom at last!

Tank:
The toilet tank. I could open it, but there obviously won't be anything useful in there.

Toilet:
That's a toilet alright. Why am I looking at this?

Flusher:
The flusher. Pulling it has no effect but to flush the toilet. I really should've expected that.

Screwdriver:
Who keeps a screwdriver in their bathroom? This would be useful if there were any screws around to undo.

Paper:
There might be something written on this toilet paper if I unroll it. I can't be arsed to check.

Bleach:
A bottle of bleach.

Cactus:
To paraphrase Don One, "Yes it's a cactus in a bathroom. So what?"

Door:
A door.

Card reader:
A door.

Toilet:
A toilet.

Tap:
I turn off the tap.